Team Fortress 2 Casting Call
stamir for Soldier
The Soldier is a crazed, jingoistic patriot from America's heartland. Tough and well-armed, he is versatile, capable of both offense and defense, and a great starter class to get familiar with the game. - Wiki Description should be enough lol
"'If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!' Sun Tzu said that, and I'd say he knows a little more [Optional Poking Mic] about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor."
[Insert Battle-cry] "Then, he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on earth, and then he herded them onto a boat and then he beat the crap out of every single one."
[Laughs to himself] "And from that day forward any time a bunch of animals are together in one place it's called a 'zoo'! Unless it's a farm!"
