""(crying) Why....why? Why can't I have any friends?! (gasp) ...Wait! ...Why are you leaving me behind? Why won't you take me with you? Please!""

""I never would have guessed...that being a god means drifting around town, sleeping in the corners of some old shrine to avoid attention, and picking through the garbage for everyday items.""

""(clears throat) Okay. This is the tale of Yato, the perennial jersey-wearing god, and Hiyori. Let the story begin!

And so, the gifted regalia drew a Borderline on his very first try! (laughs) Even Yato was surprised when I did it.

The absolution was a success. And thanks to Yato and Hiyori... thanks to Yato and Hiyori being there for me, I managed to come back. And that's how... and that's how... A-and that's how Hiyori, Yato, and I all became good friends.""