Yeah, yeah, I interrupted your little ground-humping session. Get over it. Gotta hand it to you, though—trying to fuck the planet is ambitious. Shame your balls aren’t big enough to get the job done.

You know what’s hilarious? Your number’s a palindrome. Here’s the kicker. I’ve been to countless worlds and seen species even more fucked than yours. But only this world has a term for an irrational fear of palindromes. Aibohphobia.