(Gender-bent Stanley Pines)

Sammy Pines, mid-to-late 60s, is a fast-talking, street-smart con woman with a heart of tarnished gold. She’s lived a thousand lives—carnie, grifter, salesman, getaway driver—you name it. Loud, brash, and full of swagger, Sammy masks her insecurities and failures with charm, sarcasm, and tall tales (some of which might actually be true). Underneath her bluster is a woman who’s always been chasing respect, family, and a place to belong. She runs the “Mystery Shack” tourist trap with the flair of a washed-up Vegas magician and the scheming mind of someone who always has a hustle cooking.

Gravelly mid-to-low range with a raspy, comedic bite. Needs strong comedic timing, Jersey-esque flair, and emotional range for occasional moments of sincerity.

original voice https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-68Jxnnlul4