The Great Grocery Store Heist (Short Comedy Skit)

AssassinDSR for The Narrator/Main Character

Voice Actor
Voice Actor
The Narrator/Main Character
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Role assigned to: AssassinDSR

  • Personality: Sarcastic, dramatic, self-deprecating, and highly relatable.

  • Vibe: The kind of person who tries to act like they have it together but falls apart when faced with simple tasks like carrying groceries without a cart. Their inner monologue is pure chaos but delivered with the energy of someone who has fully accepted that life is out to get them.

Language:
  • english
Voice description:
  • all english accents
  • corporate narration
  • male adult
  • funny
  • Sad

  • I look like I just got mugged by a toddler.

  • Then it happens. I see them. The free sample people.

  • She hands me this sad, floppy strip of what looks like a piece of shoe leather that’s been through a traumatic divorce. I eat it. I immediately regret every decision that has led me to this point in my life.

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The Great Grocery Store Heist (Short Comedy Skit)
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