Spamton is a fast-talking, glitchy, desperate failed salesman. In 1997 he received outside help in order to be the most successful salesmen but once they left he later devolved to a crazy puppet who latches on to any bit of hope free himself from the unknown sources that control him. He often inserting random words, bursts of static, or shouting certain phrases mid-line, like he’s barely holding himself together. Feel free to act out the character from your own perspective.

What I need: I need someone who can sound like a messy, glitchy, and intense commercial salesmen.  Make his tone as unpredictable as possible.