(angrily) Alex, can you explain why your whole family and a lawyer think that I've been your girlfriend for the last two years?! I played along tonight, but you've got a lot of explaining to do if you want to keep this act up longer!

Okay, can we talk about your grandma's weird obsession with your love lives?

Hold on, I didn't say no... You need this money , don't you? You're going to put it towards the firm.