Ethan LOVES Basketball. Really! It's his whole personality. 

Yup, in all our weeks of researching and stalking and keeping tabs, it's all mostly been about basketball. Posters in his room, conversation topics, he quite literally never takes his jersey off! He's an aspiring athlete (go figure) who is just as loved as he is hated. The only reason he decided to do this project was because he was bored (fucking asshole).

Ethan is a 19-year-old who--outside his love for basketball, is a very temperamental and easily agitated person. He hates it when people speak ill of his interests, and even then, all you have to do is catch him on a bad day (every day), and he'll blow up on you. He's very passionate about the things dear to him, it's almost admirable. Almost. Out of all our potential winners, he pisses me off the most. It's going to be a joy to see this one break. Although I am a bit curious. Where did this obsession with basketball come from? Was it all natural? Or was it forced upon him? Man, our new contestants are so INTERESTING! Even the annoying ones.