“Oh, um… Hi, I’m Itsuki Matsumoto, the Ultimate Unlucky Student. I-I’m sorry if anything goes wrong… it’s kind of… my thing.”

“You’re going through a lot right now… but I’m here. If you ever need someone to talk to, I won’t make things worse, I promise.”

“Oh, no! Don’t worry about me! Everything’s totally fine! I mean, unless I trip over something… but it’s really no big deal!”