(really happy): You think so? No one’s ever been on my side before They always accuse me of things like murder and they well, not like I never killed someone, but for love and…

(Chan-Yandere continues to ramble on)

(stuttering): I um… (Looks down at knife then at Senpai) I found something dangerous so I was returning it to a teacher… The uh… The teacher thought I was about to use the knife and put me in detention…

So, what are you in for?