HIPSTER DORK:
Get away, nerd.



STONER CHICK:

If I sat at their table, guys would notice me.



BELEAGUERED GEEK:

I'd like to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse

and leave her tied up for the rats!



PREPPY STUD

Veronica, you're looking good tonight!



MCCORD

Whoa! Is it murder?



MILNER

No, look. Here's a suicide note.



PRINCIPAL GOWAN

[Spoken] Heather Chandler is not your everyday suicide.



COACH RIPPER

You should cancel classes.



YOUNG REPUBLICANETTE

Deep down she wasn't cruel or vain



PRETTY JOCK

I attack your weakness



PUNK GIRL & JOCK

And pray you don't see mine.



NERD BOY

But if i share my ugly parts,



VERONICA’S DAD:

Your depression? Your thoughts of suicide?