“I am the keeper of whimsical knowledge. I can tell you everything you’d like to know about Halloween traditions. For instance, did you know that the original "Jack-o'-lanterns" were from Ireland and they were made from turnips, not pumpkins! The practice was believed to ward off evil spirits.”

“This isn’t funny anymore…this could get dangerous!”

At our last staff meeting, Natalie was asking a bunch of odd questions about the festival’s security.