All personnel, our radar has detected a suspicious cloud formation resembling a duck. Do not attempt to feed it breadcrumbs!

Attention ground crew: if you discover an extra left boot in the hanger, please return it to its rightful owner or prepare for a full-scale sock search!

All units, if you hear a symphony of snoring emanating from the hangar, rest assured it’s not enemy drones—it’s just the night watch team catching some Z’s.