This is Dave. Dave is about as interesting as a hotel painting. 

Line 2As time went by, Dave and Laura began to see each other less and less. Dave waited patently, texting once every now and again but never enough to be called excessive, and always giving Laura the benefit of the doubt as to why she was "always busy," or why "things are just really crazy right now."

Dave fancied himself a drink one night and found himself obsessing over why Laura had just suddenly disappeared. He wrote out a long winded passive aggressive text message to her that he believed to be elegantly worded and explaining his position very well. It did not.