One Piece Movie 4 Abridged Parody
Kyle Stogoski for Bartender
Original: The Bartender is a stoic man who keeps to himself and doesn't talk much. He hates to see half-hearted rookie pirates throw their lives away, but he will let them enter the Dead End Adventure race.
Abridged: A happily married man who loves his husband. When people 1st talk to him, he always assumes they are hitting on him and rejects them then talks about how much he loves his husband.
Lines not finalized. Just an idea for the character.
- english
- male adult
- male young adult
Sorry sir, but I am a happily married man. My husband is taking me to see the opera!
Sorry ma'am but I'm not interested. Jeez, I should really start wearing my ring at work.
You kids take it from here. My hubby is picking me up and we're gonna do couples yoga!
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I'm glad I'm not the only person who leaned away from the stereotypical voice for their audition
It was fun to do man, I have a blooper file where I broke down laughing before I could finish the last line 😂