Ha! And, did I mention: HA, HAHAHA? No, what perplexes me isn’t the banal drudgery that passes for homework at this school. It’s a complex engineering conundrum of my own design!

I calculated the damage to school spirit, morale, and morals of the entire student body if Namco High loses the next Robot Battle Brawl match against Evil Namco High. Cousin, it would be disastrous to the power of catastrophic. I had to invent a whole new word to describe it: DISASTROPHIC!

Hm? Oh, Cousin. It’s you. I was just scavenging for anything useful they might have left behind. SO I CAN THROW IT AWAY!