"When he posted the photo of him and his kill to social media, people were much less excited. John had told the first few to man up and get over it. He had a variety of hunting photos on his page. He was used to writing comments calling out ‘soyboys’ and ‘whiny liberals’ who didn’t mind their business. This seemed the same at first. It became clear soon after that the amount of people who were upset were more than John wanted to deal with though."

“I asked you a question earlier, but I already knew the answer,” the Santa said, “You’re on the naughty list! And naughty boys get coal for Christmas. However, you aren’t a little boy anymore, are you, John?”

Attach a voice acting reel and/or monologue