Rules for Dead People - UPDATED (Roles re-opened!)
trulyamindlost for Lynnette Bowman
Voice: so, Lynn is moody, pissy and brash. A deeper, more kind of 'fuck you, I just woke' kinda vibe would be great. She fluctuates moods.
( In response to Charlie giving an honest suggestion.)"Amazing, King Stupid and all of his wisdom will now bestow upon me a lesson. Another lecture from some unintelligent flower child who couldn't tell his left hand from his left foot. Is that it Charlie? Are you trying to make me more 'moral' just so you can feel that you've done something? "I may be dumb, but at least I got the notch of purifying that Lynn girl under my belt!" Eat a dick, Charlie. I don't need you.
(In response to being reprimanded by Winston) Don't you dare talk to me like that. You aren't my father, even if you want to be. I’ll be honest though, you almost were. For a second there I thought we were some sort of fucked up family, that we would look out for eachother and love each other unconditionally. Come to find out you're all just a bunch of liars and cheats who wouldn't give a rats ass about me, had I not been as valuable as I have been. Don't think I haven't noticed, the second you saw me in action I got nothing but praise from you fuckers. And for a second I believed it. I believed I had a home. I believed that you all liked me, and that I was just a nut for being so skeptical these past three years. I told myself that I was the liar, and fully embraced this gang of hypocrites as people who actually gave two shits about me. So good job everyone, you had me going for a while there. Sadly though, I'm a lot smarter than you think I am.
(Internal rant after finding out her old teacher is an immortal.) I swear to christ, Charlie duty or not I’m going to kick his ass if he starts talking to me in that casual-professional way. He always spoke like that to me, trying to ‘get on my level.’ What an asshat. He talked that way to me all the way up to the day I died. Where he slammed the goddamned door on me, in attempt to protect the feeble plebeians that cowered in the classroom.
so i didn't see the third line when I auditioned the first time. so i'm submitting it now. :)