I'll have a neapolitan cappuccino, more cappu than cino, make sure it's got no more than four ounces of milk (the beans won't have the right texture, otherwise), and make sure they spell my name correctly on the cup. They always put 'Foxy' or 'Roxy', I hate that. If you can't handle that I'll have a venti traditional Misto please use soy milk with two blonde shots affogato AND RISTRETTO!! I'd also love three vanilla pumps at the very bottom then add the coffee after then add--

We're gonna get audited, we're gonna be evicted, we're going BANKRUPT! Our lives are over, Millie. All my hard work gone in a flash! Ohhh I should've been a theater critic, I have objectively correct opinions.

*Say any other line you'd like*