Who am I? It sounds like a simple question, but for me- it’s anything but. I’m Peter Parker. I’m a son. A student. I’m Spider-Man, given the power to protect. Whether that be from accidents, supervillains, or like today- petty criminals.

..Shit, I can’t keep doing this. I barely have any time to rest.

So- Schultz, I never knew you were into jewelry. Shame you didn’t tell me, we’ve been doing this for what, nearly a decade now?