(razor commercial)

Hey there. Why don't you come a little closer. Don't be shy.

You know what I want, don't you. I want you to take it off. I want you to take it all off.

No, not your clothes handsome. You can keep those on. I want you to take off all that pesky facial hair. And nothing takes it off like a Blades brand razor.

Blades. Because if there's one thing a woman like me wants, it's a man who's unafraid to take it off.

(deteregent commercial)

Now isn’t that just like a teenager. You knock and knock but you can’t wake him up! So you decide to open the door when “uh-oh!” He knows better than that! Stains all over those clean white sheets. And you have to wash it.

Thankfully, there’s Washo’s Magic Whitener for all those tough, hard to clean stains. 

(sexist gaming ad)

Remember, carpal tunnel syndrome is no laughing matter. And while our Computech Entertainment System may seem like a terminal designed for all sexes, the plug-in joysticks can cause serious distress for women both under and above the age of twenty, preventing you from doing the vital tasks around the house that lead to a healthy and happy marriage.

Computech – computers, terminals and gaming devices for MEN.