A word of advice, friend. Never sneak up on a man unfolding a treasure map!!

Don’t be a bleeding idiot... Dart the pirate is not such a small man! Being rich is boring! My dream is this: I want to find that treasure, hide it again, make a map that leads to it, and pass out a few copies all over the world!!

I don’t have any memories of my life more ‘n five years back... Fargus found me, bloody and limp on a pier, and I didn’t know who I was... I’m thinkin’ I must have leaked more ‘n just blood out of my ears, you know? Now I don’t remember nothin’!