You're the first -- even of your crew, you're the first who died, the first brain they started experimenting on. That's very marketable, people are going to want to read your story.

Don't worry about that, we wouldn't let you write it anyway. In situations like these, noteworthy people who need an autobiography fast to capitalize on the zeitgeist, we always use a ghostwriter.

[cautious] I might be able to get you an advance big enough to get you a seat on a New Shepard flight. I'll have to check on their disability accommodations.