(cheery, condescending) "Sure. Think it over. I understand-you're worried about what people will say. But hey-you gotta think about your own interests here. There's no reason you shouldn't get something out of all of this. Look out for number one, that's the way. Everyone else is out to get what they can. For sure. Why should ya sit back and keep your nose clean when everyone else is up to their elbows in it? "