Your 'inventions' are, to be frank, useless nonsense.

[sigh] Utter nonsense. Your ideas were all generated from the input of the world's science fiction writers, and writers aren't scientists.

It's part of your image, that's what you do, you're not the same character anymore if you lose your farcical delusion that you're smarter than us and here to civilize us. So unfortunately this conversation is damaging your value.