The Uzujigoku Massacre
Frankywank for Seikichi Satonaka - Ultimate Conspiracy Theorist
(Say-key-chee Sah-toe-nah-ka)
Character Description- It’s no exaggeration to say that anyone who manages to hold a conversation with Sekichi deserves an award for their patience. The young man is constantly on edge, and his deep-rooted distrust of people means the mere sight of a stranger will send him cowering into his hood. Of course, Seikichi isn’t always on the defensive. When disaster strikes, you best believe he’ll ward it away through his ever-growing collection of curses and prayers (even if he’s screaming the entire time).
It shouldn’t come as a surprise, then, that Seikichi deeply distrusts the other students. If a student even tries to approach him, he will quickly barrage them with impulsive, scathing remarks. The class as a whole cannot help but see him as a burden, but he hardly cares what they think. At the end of the day, he just wants to go home.
Voice Description- Medium-high male pitch. Constantly jittery and afraid, should be very loud and dramatic with his dramatic claims. [point of reference: Morty - Rick and Morty] (18 years old)
- male young adult
“Y-Yes...My name...S-Seikichi Satonaka. And as the Ultimate Conspiracy Theorist...I will be right, once more…” (Dramatic)
“Y-you’re trying to-to convince me you’re some sort of buffoon…So you can…so you can just take advantage of me!” (Accusatory)
“You can p-pretend that you know me all you want, but it won’t go anywhere. You can’t break through my…my mind.” (Guarded)