Character Bio: A Homeworld gem who has been trapped inside a magic mirror for millennia with no company but the internet, Lapis Lazuli is carrying some significant trauma. She tries to be edgy and dramatic, but underneath secretly loves meme-humour and references. Her urges to be both dramatic and comedic are at odds. Initially an antagonist, she is however somewhat sympathetic and the climax of the season is eventually resolved nonviolently.

VA requirements: Must be able to at least talk-sing decently in-character.

Example from the original show: https://youtu.be/DPQbYFYDkSM?t=53

Line 1: (angry)

“A Lapis! A. Lapis!? That’s all I am to you? You hypocrites.”

Line 2: (sad and angry)

"How would you know? You think you know after a single day? You don’t know me. Nobody’s known me for five thousand years!"

Line 3: (snarky)
"Fine. Later traitors."

Line 4: (casual then grandiose)

“General Kenobi- ahem, behold I have built a tower with its top in the heavens! Why have you come, child of man?”

Line 5: (disturbed and grossed-out)

“Today I learned not all water is good water…”