Brainworms
auditioning for
Billiard Bill
in LEVIATHAN HORROR SHOW
A shady snake oil salesman. He’s a fast talker, a sleazy businessman, and generally just a terrible person. In the episode he appears in, he tries to sell a town of mutated people miracle cures and healing elixirs.
Oh wow! A Vial of Jelly Serum?! That’s crazy! That’s exactly what I was thinking that I had too much of! Hi, my name's Billiard Bill. Healing elixirs, and medicinal herbs.
I hate the word trick… convince is so much cleaner. I’m trying to convince the town into buy my shoddy merchandise!
Not sure you noticed dollface, but this town practically worships me. You wanna deprive them of the one guy who can cure them, well, be my guest.