*Cocky* If you want to shoot me, then shoot me.

*Stubborn* Sorry bub, I am not taking no as an answer.

*Angry at Deadpool* (Note: You don't have to do this monologue, but it'll be great extra points for your audition) You know what? You're a fucking joke. No wonder the Avengers didn't take you or the X-Men, and they'll take fucking anyone. I mean, you are a ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron. I have never met a sadder, more attention-starved, jabbering little prick in my entire life and that says a lot 'cause I've been alive for more than two hundred fucking years, and I'll tell ya, that bald chick was right about one thing: You will never save the world! You couldn't even save a relationship with a goddamn stripper! Motherfucker, I wish I could say you'd die alone, but it's one of GOD'S BEST JOKES THAT YOU CAN'T DIE, EXCEPT THAT'S ON ALL OF US! [Deadpool looks down, silently enraged] What, you got nothin' to say, Mouth?!