“Wait, wait—hold on. You want me to set the world on fire? Is that—are you sure? I mean, I’ve never even been good with fire. Remember that time I tried to light the grill and— (pause)—well, let's just say it was an insurance claim. You’re asking me to do this? I don’t know the first thing about fire, let alone the world! Are we talking metaphorical fire, or, you know, the actual kind? Because, let me tell you, I’m more of a ‘put out the fire’ guy than a ‘start it’ guy. Can’t we just—* (pause)—set up a meeting instead? I’m much better at meetings.”*