“Haha Looks like you could use some help From the big boss of Hell himself Check out daddy's glowing reviews on Yelp (Five stars! Flawless! Greater than great!) Oh, with the punch of a pentagram I wap-bam-boom, alakazam Usually, I charge a sacrificial lamb But you get the family rate (thanks dad!)” -Hell’s Greatest Dad

“Others say, that in your needy hour There's no substitute for pure angelic power! Who just happens to also be your blood!” -Hell’s Greatest Dad

“You didn't know that when I tried this all before My dreams were too hard to defend And in the end I won't lose it all again Now you're the only thing worth fighting for More than anything More than anything I'll shelter and adore you more than anything!” -More Than Anything