“Who’s been here since day one? Who’s been faithful as a nun? Makes you chuckle with an old timey pun, your executive producer. I’m your guy, your day to day. Your chum, your stead fast hotelier. Remember when I fixed that clog today? I’m truly honored that we’ve built such a bond. You’re like the child that I wish that I had. I care for you just like a daughter I spawned. It’s a little funny, you could almost call me dad!” -Hell’s Greatest Dad

“Surprised? Why, I knew she could do it all along. She’s bound to pass the test as princess of hell. Like her daddy, she is madly powerful. She’s filled with potential that I could guide. (I concur!) Stick with her, you’ll be in the winning side.” -Ready For This

“This place reeks of death, there’s a chill in the air. And I barely escaped being killed by a hair. Great Alastor altruist died for his friends. Sorry to disappoint, that is NOT where this ends! I’m hungry for freedom like never before. The constraints of my deal surely have a back door. Once I figure out how to unclip my wings, guess who’ll will be pulling all the strings!” -The Show Must Go On