This kid might be just the right kind of stupid and I'm feeling real tasty right now.

It's been just about long enough for them to think I'm gone, now I'm gonna go on in there and get what I want. GRAAAGH.

Soup? Look at this neanderthal, vying for liquid to satiate his hunger, when the better option offers him his demise. I'm the tastiest of all the most succulent. Flavor hidden inside every deep crevice of my porky body. It doesn't maaaatter how you prepare me, for I am not an appetizer or a side, I am the entree to send your soul past flavortown and into a state that is beyond what the mouth and taste and the mind are even capable of perceiving and- *burns his thumb on hot soup and yells*