(Angerly and slightly scared) *Sips the rest of her drink* “Ok, I don’t know who you are or how you know me but whatever you want I say NO!”

(Narrating/breaking the 4th wall) “Ok, don’t tell anyone I am talking to you. So, the earth entered a total apocalypse because of a can of soda, A CAN OF SODA! *Sigh* Let me take you back to the beginning. (until I say there will be visuals of what she tells the viewer) So, basically a company named Detsi made a soda that had a ‘tad’ bit of uranium because, ‘Why the fuck not’ apparently. Well, people drank it and we had zombie-like people now and everyone who was not in poverty was taken on a giant ship named, Ковчег or, ‘The Ark.’ (No more visuals) Yeah I know REAL ORIGINAL! Even the Russians couldn’t find a name for it. So for the last three hundred years, we stayed on this ship orbiting Earth. And now you have me. *Pauses, voice softens* Little ol’ Ivy. Just floating in a metal box, waiting for... something.”

(Angry and yelling) "We’ve been on this damn ship the whole time!?"