Dear me, but I am a gracious man indeed! A model educator, one might say. Well then, I shall take you to your dorm straight away. It is an older building, but it has plenty of...character, one might say.

"Overshot it" is putting it mildly. Fortunately the cat is unharmed, but...had you been off by a smidgen, the consequences would have been even more dreadful. Why did you deem such an action acceptable?!

What else can I do for our idiotic—ah, that is, our poor, unfortunate students? My immense kindness always gets the better of me. Ashengrotto "merely" studies diligently, then shares his rightfully earned knowledge with other students out of the kindness of his heart... It wouldn't do for a teacher to discourage such earnest behavior. Why must every student in our school arrive with some amount of baggage to sort out?! Oooh, woe is meeee!