(Light Texan accent, if possible) Hi, there. I’m Martin Smarmsby, CEO of CompanyCo. Sure, I may drive a fancy car and have a personal assistant prepare my afternoon latte, but I know you folks back at home are struggling, just like I once was, growing up in Beaverhill, North Dakota. Yeah, my dad was a mechanic and my mom was a teacher, and sometimes we had a real tough time getting through the day. Back then I used to ask myself, isn’t there a better way? Can’t a company come along and provide the goods and services we all need to be happier, more satisfied people? I mean, sure we were poor, but why wasn’t there something we could buy that would take our minds off our misery? When I formed CompanyCo, I was determinated– sorry, determined. Ugh, I messed that up! Can we do it again?