Okay, kids, listen up! Night Raven College doesn't just have stellar sports clubs. We've also got crackerjack arts and culture clubs. BUT! Are you really satisfied with the status quo? Every student here wants to be like me—a paragon of mental acuity and physical fortitude.

I call it CAMP VARGAS! You've got some serious sculpting to look forward to! Next week, we're going on a three-day camping trip in the mountains. You'll be testing your mettle in the great outdoors against several special challenges I've cooked up. Anyone who surmounts these challenges will be well on their way to becoming a strapping stud like me.

You can borrow fishing rods and pickaxes from me when you need 'em. You have 'til sunset to finish all three challenges and get your badges. That's it from me. Now get out there and show some hustle!