Woah there- not THAT Robotnik. He was my pop pop, who I loved oh so dearly before I was abandoned in the BLASTED ORPHANAGE AND NEVER SAW HIM OR MY DADDY AGAIN!!!

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for you meddling Wachowskis…and that red buffoon too!!! I suppose I have no choice but to take care of you myself.

Perhaps you’re right……but now might be a time to reveal my ultimate weapon! Look to the sky my friends!