TEN HUT, YOU FUCKING SPINELESS ASS-CLOWNS! WELCOME TO THE 104TH CADET CORPS BOOT CAMP, I AM NOW YOUR COMMANDER, KEITH SHARDIS! YOU WILL FOLLOW AND DO EVERYTHING I SAY! OTHERWISE YOU WILL FIND YOUR OWN HEAD SO FAR UP YOUR ASS, YOU’LL BE SINGING IN SHIT FOR ABOUT A YEAR!

...Holy shit on a stick… CADET, WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING MALFUNCTION?! WHAT IN THE WIDE-WORLD OF FUCKERY CONVINCED YOU TO EAT AT A TIME LIKE THIS?!?!

GOOD MORNING, YOU FUCKING SHIT-STAINS! TODAY WE’RE ARE GOING THROUGH YOUR FIRST ROUND OF TRAINING! MOTHER FUCKING TRAPEZE!!! NOW YOU CAN SHOW OFF HOW FUCKING GAY YOU ARE WHILE HANGING IN THE AIR!