Hello Mr. Wonka. I'm Margaret Teavee, and this is my son, Mike. MIKE!! Don't be rude! Remember what I told you! Hehe. He's a good boy, really.

But, Mike, if you did win the contest we'd be shown around Wonka's factory! A place nobody has seen for decades! Think of all the candy making secrets we could discover in there...and think of what people would pay just to see those secrets.

(In tears) Oh, Mike...that's the first time you've ever said please to me...Let's get you some books, honey!!