Okay, let's do this one last time, yeah? For real this time. This is it. My name is Miles Morales. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, And for, like, two days, I've been the one and only Spider-Man. I think you know the rest.

I am 15 years old! I'm basically an adult!

"Everyone keeps telling me how my story is supposed to go. Nah... I'ma do my own thing. Sorry, man, I'm going home.