"Whining? I am not whining, I am complaining, do you want to hear
whining? This is whining. Oh, the harness is too tight, it's going to
chafe, can't you loosen it? Ugh! It hurts and it's so nasty, why didn't
you clean it first? It's gonna leave a stain and the wagon's getting
heavy. Why do I have to pull it?" 

"I've been inspired by the generosity of my little Spikey-wikey, who
gave me this beautiful fire ruby, one of the kindest acts I've ever
experienced" 

Please sing a bit of "Becoming Popular"
Length of the song doesn't matter.