Death Battle FAN EPISODE: Senator Armstrong vs Funny Valentine (Metal Gear vs Jojo's Bizarre Adventure)
Aradoxis for Senator Armstrong
A super-strong senator powered by Nanomachines, extremely driven in his efforts and vision to reshape America so that everyone can fight and kill for what they believe in, and let the strong claim what its theirs. Will be a VA voicing in a battle sequence; will have to record a couple minutes worth of dialogue, along with a handful of various effort noises (grunts, oofs, etc).
I have a dream. That one day every person in this nation will control their own destiny. A nation of the truly free, dammit. A nation of action, not words, ruled by strength, not committee! Where the law changes to suit the individual, not the other way around.
Nanomachines, son. They harden in response to physical trauma.
Fuck all these limp-dick lawyers and chickenshit bureaucrats. Fuck this 24-hour Internet spew of trivia and celebrity bullshit! Fuck American pride! Fuck the media! FUCK ALL OF IT! America is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. BURN IT DOWN!
