Banana Bunch
OfficiallyCursed for Ernie the Anteater
Ernie is a cheesy stand-up comic who left a career of entertaining children to pursue a life of artistic-integrity, which is a shame because he was alot better at entertaining children than adults. His skillset includes the kind of jokes you'd hear in elementary school, that you've heard 100 times and can only really make a child laugh.
Ernie's voice should be as caroonishly exaggerated as any character from the Jim Henson pantheon. I'd recommend basing his voice of either a character from Sesame Street or Veggietales.
- english
- muppet
- male adult
- animation/character
Hey folks you're a great audience tonight, stop me if you've heard this one before.. What did the horse say after it tripped? Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup! Eh? Eh? Alright, here's another, why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker! Ha!
Imagine if you walked into a bar and there was a long line of people waiting to take a swing at you. That’s the punch line.
Someone complimented my parking today! They left a sweet note on my windshield that said “parking fine.” And then coincidentally later than day I got a knock at the door from the police! They said "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." And so I told him, "Wait! I can explain everything!"
