"Sadly, no. I'm afraid without my grimoire, my powers are just a tad limited in the human world."

"Well, um, that's actually what I'm here about. You see, I um... seem to have found myself with feelings for him. And I'm not sure if it's a mutual thing."

"Blitzo. There is a crowd full of people here, who cared so much, they threw an entire fucking party about hating you, every year! Do you know how much you have to care to do something as stupid as that?"