"Welcome! Welcome! Look everyone, we have a visitor! Oh, stop laughing! Our guest may not look like much, but Fortune favours the gold... I mean bold! My dear new friend, Midas's Cave serves a certain class of clientele. If you can meet those standards, welcome! If not... Please, look around. You are my guest here. I will leave you to peruse. Should you have any questions, Midas is here to help!"

"This is where we trust our precious Gold to the Gods. Sometimes in their benevolence they give back more. Other times, it is lost. But it is not for us mere mortals to question... present company excluded, of course. But for the use of such a service, the organisation would require a... let's call it a donation. For someone of your talents, shall we say 10 Gold Bars Gold Bars?"

"Oh, you are so generous! I would have taken half that amount. You really don't know how to negotiate, are you? The well is at your disposal, make as much use of it as you will. May Fortune be kind!"