All Those Other Creepy Ones
fergusmacbolg for Main Character #2.
I don't have an idea for their voice (masculine/feminine), and, as they are a Celestial being, and this is FAR before Earth has been created, they are not male nor female. They don't know what a gender is.
Hello? Oh, bless my stars, this old thing works. Greetings! My name is [radio static]- or so I believe, anyhow. I have sent it exactly four tapes with the intent of reaching forward for other stars - I came from one, you know. [dogs barking] is my star, a dying old thing that’s really quite unforgiving. I understand one has landed with you. Lovely! And your name is [radio static]? Beautiful!
Oh, you’d like to know about [dogs barking]. (They laugh nervously. In the background, something falling can be heard. (Name) does not acknowledge it.) It’s very bright there, always! The side effects of a calling a star home. (they sigh.) It … always seems so dark now. Like maybe that star was where I was meant to be, and now I’ve abandoned it. (Hopefully,) I thought maybe one day I would return to [dogs barking], but it appears not to be, my friend.
It’s very cold. Do you like the cold? I’ll bet you do. Good grief, and here I am, an idiot talking into a tape recorder. So long, friend. I think I’ll sleep a while.
Hello, first of all we'd like to thank you for auditioning! We all loved it! Your voice is beautiful, you have a stellar tone, and you followed the stage cues to a T! We want to give other people the opportunity to audition as well so we'll wait a day before we confirm anything. Once again, thank you!