(Annoyed, angered, just losing his mind) "HELICOPTER. IT IS A HELICOPTER. YOU CALL THAT THING A WHIRLYBIRD ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BEAT YOU SO BAD, YOUR SISTER'S GONNA WISH SHE NEVER GAVE BIRTH TO YOU."

(Sarcastic, unamused) "He's like a five year old. With guns. And a comprehensive grasp on every swear word in the English language."

(Determined yet weak) "I have not.. Come this far... To die now..."