(teasingly): “I remember my senior year, back before you ‘youngins’ ruined all of the fun at that school.”

(invigorating): “You’re doing a great job, you know? I’m always proud of my baby sister. Say, how does breakfast sound as a pick me up?”

(whispering, sarcastic): “What’s up her ass today? I thought she was finally over.. Uh.. what was his name again..?”