This is Brad. Every morning he starts his day by refusing to get out of bed. It isn’t until his mother drags him out that he even bothers to open his eyes.

Mother:Wake up Brad! It’s time for school! Oof! Have you been putting on weight?

Does she have to do this every morning Brad? Even if you’re a hopeless lout, at the very least you could stop being a burden to everyone else.

Meanwhile, your sister Karen has already gotten dressed and even has time to set the dining table. It’s not that Karen likes mornings. Far from it. But knowing this, she planned ahead by picking out her clothes the night before. And while she may be groggy, a bowl of Sugar Bombs and a dose of mentats is all she needs to get ready for school.